I
just learned I cannot eat lunchmeat while pregnant. Well, I can, but I
have to heat it up first. This is nuts, all because listeria can be
transferred through the placenta?
Don’t
say what’s the big freaking deal, because this is a big freaking deal. I
have a sandwich every day. Every day. Any deviation in that diet will
tip my coworkers off. Every single day I pack a sandwich, fruit, yogurt,
and a snack item with very little deviation. It’s been remarked upon
and noticed what I eat for lunch.
Yeah you can have canned tuna, but really only once a week. Don’t want too much mercury.
That
leaves me with PB&J, cheese sandwiches, or egg salad. If I want to
keep up bringing a sandwich to work everyday, that is. Suddenly
switching to salads, peeing every hour, and a bloated belly making my
pants tight....I have a feeling they are going to figure it out.
Freaking lunchmeat.
And
what am I supposed to tell my yoga instructor and fitness instructor?
All the online resources say to tell them ASAP, but the gym is at work.
Like in the building. Two floors down. I take yoga with coworkers. If I
start doing prenatal poses and exercise routines, people are going to
notice, no matter how sneaky the instructors are. I know they can keep
silent if I ask them to, but people will notice if you are doing
something different than the rest of the class.
Oh what’s it matter. I’m so bloated I look 3 months pregnant anyway.
God I’m thirsty.
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