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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Uncle Jack's email

Oh God I can't read this without laughing. I have tears in my eyes. This is an actual, unedited email from my uncle sent to my husband. It's primarily about fantasy football. Mick, da'beers, drum, and walleye are participants in the league.

Subject: Draft Tonight

mick and i  went over what we worked out after we got all the trades
and spots settled in late june or july. i traded 2 for one with
da'beers thats how i got his 7th and he got 2 picks later than the 7th
one was only about a net gain for me of 4 spots and the other was late
but they were not my picks they were ones i got in other trades.then
we solved the problem when i was doing it monday i kept getting a skip
pick notice on top of the pick i was trying to change. i spent an hour
and a half trying to figure out why this was happening. mick tryed on
his computer and it was fine???so we went over the reasons of what you
had and like drum was on there right. we think and hope everything is
fine. i talked to walleye today to see how his asshole was are they
sent the camera up there yesterday and asked if he had a lot of milkey
fluid comming out. they also sent the camera down to the stomach which
i never heard of on the same day,i get both most years but it would be
better to get both while your out once. i can't wait to start playing
it's like you become addicted to this--and i love it.

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